Thursday, September 01, 2005
In truth I have only one Self yet this Self has split into innumerable selves where every moment or experience gives rise to a self. It would seem as if these selves are in conflict but are they? Time to resolve any conflicts, once and for all.
I am inviting all selves to a conference and I, EJ, as Chair.
EJ: Welcome everyone to this special conference. I'm so glad you could all make it. I have called all of you here to thank you for the wonderful job you have been doing over the years.
EJ9: I don't understand. How can you be grateful to me when all I've caused you is grief?
EJ: Remind me again what grief you believe you have caused me.
EJ9: Don't you remember? I never have a good word to say about anyone.
EJ: Oh that. I know you were only acting out of what you believed to be true. You didn't know any better. No harm done, OK?
EJ9: If you say so.
EJ22: What about the fact that I got you to spend like mad and got you into debt?
EJ: I know you were doing the best you can in the only way you knew how. What other choice did you have? You were trying to bring me joy, right?
EJ22: I guess so.
EJ: It's OK, really.
EJ66: What about all the physical pain I make you experience?
EJ: You are also working from what you believe to be true. You think I'm a body with flesh and bones. You didn't know any better.
EJ66: I guess.
EJ99: What about the way I made you treat your last boyfriend?
EJ: Listen you guys, it's all good, really. I don't want any of you to feel any guilt. I am very grateful to all of you for your efforts. You were all acting based on what you knew to be true.
Now I want to give each of you a gift. Close your eyes everyone. When you open your eyes you will all find a gift in your hands.
Now open your eyes and unwrap your gifts.
[Everyone receives an identical gift of Love.]
EJ27: I don't understand. How can we all receive the same gift when we've all achieved different results? I am always nice. I've always got you to see the bright side in everything.
EJ8: And me, I am always the one who gets you to see the funny side.
EJ2: And I look after your bodily functions.
EJ: Whoa! Remember what I said that I appreciate you all equally. It doesn't matter whether your acts have been good or bad, I love you all equally. We are all working together remember, for my highest good. Now please stop this bickering and let's realise we are on the same team.
EJ: Can we all just get along?
EJ2: I guess I'm willing to make a go of it.
EJ8: Me too, I'm game.
EJ99: And me.
EJ22: Me too.
EJs: We are all willing to work together in harmony.
EJ: Good. I thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I love you all.
Suddenly all EJs merge and become one ball of Light. That Light is Love.
I am Love,